Man Named 'Popadick' Arrested for Indecent Exposure

Pro-tip: Don’t be an assclown who goes around exposing yourself in public parks. Especially not if your name is “Donald Popadick,” because you’re going to spend the rest of your life being the brunt of a lot of jokes.

Popadick was arrested Tuesday at a riverside park in Ottawa, Canada. Via CTV News Ottawa:

Since April 14^th, Ottawa Police had been receiving reports of a balding white male exposing himself at Mooney’s Bay Park, a Rideau River park just north of the Ottawa International Airport.On Tuesday at around 9 a.m., police were again alerted by reports of the man exposing his genitalia to strangers along a park pathway. Officers in the area were dispatched to the park, where they arrested [Popadick], 62. Charged with Indecent Act and Mischief, he is due for a Wednesday court appearance.

If your name is “Donald Popadick” it’s probably inevitable that you will, at some point in your life, do something very inappropriate with your penis in a public place. He managed to go 62 years before giving in to the pressure. So at least there’s that.

When reached for comment, a Florida man named George Flashanut said “Whatever. Way and try to steal the limelight, Canada.”