A man from the United Arab Emirates was stopped in the Bangkok airport after security officials opened his luggage and found the following: two monkeys, two panthers, two leopards, and a bear. The animals, all babies, yawned when the luggage was opened, which sounds cute but also sad, because they'd been heavily sedated. Animal trafficking is apparently common in Thailand, but smuggling mammals on this scale is rare.
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I've seen worse. Those are live pigeons.