Male Tween Heartthrobs I Resembled

Left image by my dad. Right image via 16.
Left image by my dad. Right image via 16.

I recently made the mistake of telling my so-called friend Kate Dries [Ed. Note: and the rest of the world] that, circa 1997-8, I heavily resembled Zac Hanson, the youngest member of the band Hanson.

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Kate demanded side-by-side photographic proof and once I provided it, she—along with Emma Carmichael—asked me to blog about it. I said “uh” and they said I had to.

They also asked me to tell you that the summer before or after I looked like Zac, I cut my hair short and looked confusingly like Jonathan Taylor Thomas. A lot of people accidentally referred to me as “son,” which is fine because gender? It’s a construct, babe.

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In the end, all I ever really wanted was to look like Christina Ricci in Casper.

I never did.

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All I ever wanted was to be Christina Ricci in Casper so I could make out with Devon Sawa.

AND SPEAKING OF DEVON SAWA!!!

Devon reports that he and co-star Christina Ricci were never romantically involved, despite playing opposite one another in two excellent kid/coming-of-age movies.

This has been your Devon Sawa Update!