Major Retailer Offers Style Tips For Slutty Singles

Ah, the festive season, a solid month of parties with fancy finger food, free booze and ample opportunity to make your move on that hot guy from accounting. Though the downside is that the next day can leave us strumpets looking a little less than fresh. Noticing a gap in the market, UK retailer Harvey Nichols are now advertising their upmarket womenswear towards the countless masses who are self-aware enough to know they’ll be doing the walk of shame this December – complete with sex-positive tagline “Turn A Walk Of Shame Into A Stride Of Pride.” But, though we appreciate the effort, taking your killer hangover for a morning stroll without professional hair and makeup will have you looking like the poor soul battling the dry heaves at the 30-second mark no matter how pricey your Saturday-night-turned-Sunday-morning best.

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Walk of Shame Is A Stride Of Pride In A Harvey Nichols Dress [Adweek]