Illustration for article titled Maimed, Zombie Killing Stripper Goes Shopping For Semi-Automatic Arm

[Los Angeles, April 29. Image via WENN]


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Yesterday, I came home from work and my entire apartment smelled like something was rotting. I emptied the garbage and checked everywhere, but it wasn't coming from inside. I opened up the back door and WHOOSH dead smell coming in from the back stairs. I shut the door again and thought (honestly), "Maybe there's a zombie out there."

And then I laughed at myself.

This morning, it didn't smell like anything. Rose McGowan, working her magic on my back stairs?