As of 9 am this morning, Justin Bieberā€™s butt has 1.4 million likes on Instagram. Do you like it?

Does it make you feel anything? Is it sexy or what? Do you feel a tingling sensation? Or simply rage? Do you wonder what heā€™s thinking? How beautiful is that view? Does it matter which view we mean here? Did you notice the ass crease? Doesnā€™t it really make you think?

How blue is that water? What filter is that? Where is he? Who is he? Why is the caption ā€œLookā€? Look at what? Natureā€™s majestic, infinite beauty? The clouds? The sky? The mountain? Is that what heā€™s pointing at? Or is he pointing at you...


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