As of 9 am this morning, Justin Bieber’s butt has 1.4 million likes on Instagram. Do you like it?
Does it make you feel anything? Is it sexy or what? Do you feel a tingling sensation? Or simply rage? Do you wonder what he’s thinking? How beautiful is that view? Does it matter which view we mean here? Did you notice the ass crease? Doesn’t it really make you think?
How blue is that water? What filter is that? Where is he? Who is he? Why is the caption “Look”? Look at what? Nature’s majestic, infinite beauty? The clouds? The sky? The mountain? Is that what he’s pointing at? Or is he pointing at you…
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