Lindsay's Old Lawyer Quits; Her New Lawyer Is Like, Really New

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  • Well, this should be interesting: Lindsay Lohan's lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, has resigned. [Mirror]
  • Lindsay Lohan's new lawyer, Tiffany Esther Feder-Cohen, just passed the bar in November. Congrats! [Hollywood Reporter]
  • Lindsay Lohan's "leaked" single, "Too Young To Die" is kind of… thin. As in, it sucks. [NY Mag]
  • As always, Michael Lohan needs to shut the front door. [Wonderwall]
  • Oh, and by the by, Michael Lohan dropped the F-word on Fox News. [ONTD]
  • There's a new trailer for Machete, and Lindsay's not in it. [Perez]
  • Dina Lohan will be on Entertainment Tonight tonight, talking about Lord knows what. [ET]
  • Dina Lohan: "I think it's time we get another attorney just to see it from another light and do damage control." [ET]
  • Lady Gaga's manager says that most stars today are lazy, but Gaga "has a work ethic. Gaga hustles." [Contact Music]
  • There will indeed be a Britney-themed episode of Glee, with the kids getting all hit me baby one more time. [NY Mag]
  • Mindy Kaling says that Dwight should be the new boss on The Office; my vote would be for Creed. [NY Mag]
  • Adorable picture alert: Shakira plays with lion cubs! [Just Jared]
  • Amid rumors of a split, Victoria Beckham says she and David Beckham are "more in love than ever." And — paraphrasing here — haters need to STFU. [Contact Music]
  • Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie at Comic-Con? That would be epic. [E!]
  • Crappy ticket sales have forced Rihanna to cancel a date on her tour. [Contact Music]
  • Leona Lewis broke up with her boyfriend, and he's demanding £1.5 million — for helping her get famous. Yikes! [Contact Music]
  • Jennifer Lopez has canceled her Cyprus performance that was causing controversy; Greek Cypriots are calling it a victory. [AP]
  • Justin Timberlake got distracted by the World Cup when he was supposed to be reading lines for his new movie. Priorities! [Page Six]
  • Katy Perry and Russell Brand are getting married in Miami? What happened to India? Visions of painted elephants were dancing in our heads! [Page Six]
  • Kyra Sedgwick was so excited by her Emmy nod yesterday that she forgot to wish her husband Kevin Bacon a happy birthday when he called to congratulate her. Ouch. [Daily Express]
  • Chris Klein will be arraigned on drunk driving charges today. [CNN]
  • LeAnn Rimes has quit Twitter, yet the world still manages to revolve. [Daily Express]
  • Have you seen the Killers video starring Charlize Theron? [E!]
  • Ben Affleck had to pull out of the World Series Of Poker because of a migraine. [Page Six]
  • Carrie Underwood is having a secret wedding today, and it's so secret that this paper knows that guests will find out the location at the last minute and that Carrie has struck a deal to have the wedding pix appear in a weekly magazine. Secretly! [Page Six, Contact Music]
  • Stephen Colbert is teaming up with the United Farm Workers of America. [AP]
  • Snoop Dogg might appear on the Brit soap opera Coronation Street — not surprising after his One Life To Live cameo — and theme song remix. [NYDN, The Sun]
  • Kylie Minogue was introduced to her new nephew Ethan over the internet. [Contact Music]
  • What the what? Mary J. Blige is not going to Howard University? Damn. [Digital Spy]
  • Christopher Nolan says he'd love to do a Bond film, and that is a project we can get behind. [Deadline Hollywood]
  • Pete Doherty has been hospitalized in France — hours before he was supposed to perform. [Contact Music]
  • "It's funny, when I was younger I used to lie in bed and think, 'What will I do if I ever get famous and they find out I'm gay?' I would really angst about that. It just happened so naturally and I didn't hide anything." — Jane Lynch. [Mirror]
  • "There are a lot of girls who can't wait to get married and plan their wedding a long time in advance. I'm not like that. I do want to start a family at some point, but I don't know when." — Kristen Stewart. [This Is London]



Given the disappointment the Lady Gaga episode of Glee was (except for "Bad Romance" and the costumes), I'm not holding out for the Britney episode to be much more than that.

Also, if the Glee kids are in high school, wouldn't that have made them toddlers when "...Baby One More Time..." came out? I feel old.