As expected, Lindsay Lohan‘s lawyer entered a no contest plea today in her necklace theft case, “setting the stage for a summer of confinement, counseling and community service.” Sounds like fun! Lindsay said in a statement that she’s already started her community service and, “I hope to be able to fulfill my obligation without any press attention. I think the media spotlight should be on issues such as homelessness and domestic violence instead of on me.” The judge added more counseling to her sentence because the probation report said she was drinking in December and February. [AP]
Lindsay also said, “I am glad to be able to put this past me and move on with my life and my career. I support the judge’s decision and hold myself accountable for being in this situation.” [E!]
TMZ has a copy of the probation report. Apparently Lindsay is on birth control and medication for heartburn and depression, which the public definitely needs to know. [TMZ]
Who would buy that photo of Lindsay as a vampire? Backstreet Boy A.J. McLean, that’s who. And he paid $30,000 to $40,000 for the print. [Radar]
When asked about the seventh set of coordinates tattooed on her arm, Angelina Jolie snapped, “Well, if they know that it’s latitude and longitude they would have figured out quickly that it was Brad‘s birthplace … It doesn’t take much investigation to figure that one out. [The coordinates are] Shawnee, Oklahoma.” [Us]
TMZ has a recording of the 911 call made the night Nicolas Cage was arrested in New Orleans, natch. A woman says, “There’s a terrible emergency going on across the street involving a child … He’s holding a baby … I think he’s trying to take it from its mother.” [TMZ]
- Hear ye, hear ye: Fox has canceled Human Target, Breaking In, Lie To Me, The Chicago Code, and Traffic Light. [CNN]
- In case you missed it: A photo of Dirk Benedict and Katee Sackhoff smoking cigars in Starbucks. [BWE]
- Bree Olson, Charlie Sheen‘s former “goddess,” is posing nude for Playboy. [E!]
- Charlie Sheen asked Denise Richards to let him see their daughters on the weekends, but she said no. “This is up to Charlie,” said a source. “If he wants to be a dad, he can be. But he has to prove he’s healthy and has his life in order.” [E!]
- WTF? A source says Hugh Grant is in negotiations to replace Charlie Sheen on Two and a Half Men. [AP]
- The Situation‘s rep responded to the angry messages his dad posted online saying, “Mike is extremely saddened by his estranged father’s actions …” [TMZ]
- Cheap headline of the day: “Gwyneth Paltrow Grows Salvia In Her Garden.” She grows the variety used for cooking, not the type used for ruining your Disney pop princess reputation. [Us]
- When asked to give Bristol Palin advice on her new reality show, Kim Kardashian said, “Don’t do anything to play up for the cameras, just be yourself. The more authentic something is, the more people will really see that and tune in and love it … So I wish her the best of luck on a reality show. It’s a lot, sharing that personal side of you but I think she’ll have fun doing it.” [E!]
- Pet pig update from Tori Spelling: “Hank is super smart. He learned to use our doggy door within 20 minutes of getting him home. He is curious yet very docile for his age. He gets along really well with all the other animals and totally gets that Coco the chicken rules the roost! No pun intended.” She adds, “[he’s] a total ‘lap pig’ and insists on sleeping on the bed. He’s really pampered and funny!” [Us]