Lindsay says: “I’m looking for a compatible mate who likes a night out on the town, as long as he or she is driving, of course, likes ankle monitoring bracelets, and doesn’t have family members quick to issue restraining orders.” Is this a good sign that Linds can joke about the breakup already, or is she a little too flippant about her alcoholism, drug use, and panty-losing past? [Funny Or Die]