Why is the world out to get Lindsay Lohan? Last month the Downtown Women’s Center asked Linds to complete the rest of her 360 hours of community service elsewhere. She says the staffers were totally mean to her … perhaps because she blew off nine scheduled visits and would leave after just an hour. Lindsay’s already been reassigned to the Red Cross, but she’s telling friends she did everything the Downtown Women’s Center asked her to do and was never late. Supposedly she’s getting along with staff at the Red Cross, but the timing of this latest incident is unfortunate because she’s due back in court for a check up next week. [TMZ, TMZ]
In more important Lindsay Lohan news, her teeth are totally yellow now. Let’s all point and throw things at her! The Daily Mail has a scientific analysis of the effects of smoking, drinking coffee, and getting photographed in dim lighting. [Daily Mail]
In an interview about his new podcast series for public radio, Alec Baldwin said he’d consider doing more 30 Rock: “I wouldn’t want to prevent them from having another year, because they’re all my friends and they’ve been good to me. Maybe I would do a piece of the year. But I really do want to move on to other things.” [Gothamist]
Demi Moore‘s “friend” tells Us that she’s so torn up about Ashton Kutcher bonking another lady on their anniversary that she isn’t eating. “She is superskinny, and it’s hard to look at,” says the source. This is exactly the kind of behavior Dionne was singing about in “That’s What Friends Are For.” [Us]
Demi and Ashton are “flaunting” their wedding bands in public by leaving the house with their rings on. [E!]
- Chris Tucker is losing his $6 million mansion because he didn’t anticipate that America wouldn’t be interested in seeing Rush Hour 7. The more interesting news in this story: His home had a “pirate-ship themed basement with a mast and a sail.” [E!]
- Damien Echols of the West Memphis Three is writing a book about spending 18 years on death row for a crime he didn’t committ. [Mediabistro]
- Sesame Street is tackling bullying with an episode about Big Bird getting teased by a bully who won’t let him into the “Good Birds Club.” [AP]
- A judge has dismissed a lawsuit filed by an Iraq war veteran who claims The Hurt Locker was based on his experiences as a bomb disposal expert. [AP]
- Tareq and Michaele Salahi have suspended their divorce proceedings and are going to try to work out a settlement in private mediation. We all know how much these two hate airing their dirty laundry in public. [TMZ]