Lily Allen is reportedly on Tinder, but not for hookup reasons, nor to meet a man she’ll inevitably become disgusted with and go on a few dates with only to become FWB and then dump altogether. No, she’s just on there to meet cool peeps.
“I’m a touring artist wanting to meet people abroad who don’t want to talk about the industry formally known as entertainment”
“...Married, [has] two beautiful girls, a massive mortgage and ridiculous schedule.”
“I like margheritas, the odd cigarette and Jordans”
There she is. The celebrity Tinder takeover is nigh.
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