With time running out to complete her community service hours before her May 28 deadline, Lindsay Lohan is reportedly looking for contingency plans to keep her out of the clink. The options: 1.) buckle down and complete the hours, 2.) accept the consequences of her actions and go to court, and 3.) live her life like madcap caper and flee to Monaco.

Option three it is!

TMZ reports that Lindsay:

...says a very rich friend has a hotel in Monaco and has given her carte blanche to stay indefinitely, and she’ll take him up on the offer.

Thing is ... she can’t be extradited for a reckless driving misdemeanor, so authorities can’t touch her.

In the unlikely event she actually completes her community service on time, she says she’ll gladly go to court, but then it’s definitely off to Monaco.

Lohan—who was charged with reckless driving in 2012—has had three years to complete 125 hours of court-ordered community service. As of May 7, she had completed fewer than 10.

[TMZ]


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