At the Critics’ Choice Awards on Sunday night, Judd Apatow presented Amy Schumer with the MVP Award, but not before taking the opportunity to call out the odd categories at the Golden Globes (The Martian is inexplicably categorized as a comedy, and—“I have an Asian man in my movie, can I be a foreign film now?”). He landed on something we can all agree is usually unnecessary: drama.
I don’t mean to be weird about it, but to all the dramas out there, go fuck yourself. And your period costumes, and your concussions, and your bears, and your sexuality, go fuck yourself!
Drama is the worst, especially when someone dresses up like a period.
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