What is this. I mean, I know it’s Chanel but WHAT IS IT.
Is there an embroidery hoop stuck around her waist? Is this a garment designed to have wearers shove hands in the “pockets”? Did a mermaid craft this from shimmery barnacles and magical voice-capturing seashells? Are there BOYSHORTS underneath? What am I looking at. Please explain it to me.
What are you doing, Karl Lagerfeld.
Hair looks good though?
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GET JEZEBEL RIGHT IN YOUR INBOX
Still here. Still without airbrushing. Still with teeth.