Few people in Hollywood live a more enviable life than Jennifer Aniston, who turns 47 today. She made millions of dollars acting in one of the most beloved and successful sitcoms of all time, maintains a steady film career that gracefully ebbs and flows between hit and bomb, is married to Cool Guy Justin Theroux, and has a lucrative side hustle as a product spokesperson—all of which allows her to maintain a blemish-free reputation that keeps her toeing the line between A-lister and A-lister’s plus one.

But even though Jennifer Aniston’s life is very good, we can make it even better by sending her a birthday card. So share some friendly words for her below, and I’ll add as many as I can fit into this custom birthday card, which I’ll put in the mail tomorrow morning.


I think she’ll appreciate it as much as we appreciate her.

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