I eat fruit every day, not because I am supposed to but because I want to. So far today I have eaten two clementines and some grapes. I will probably eat one, maybe two more clementines before the day is through. I have no idea if eating this much fruit is healthy and I do not care. Kill me, fruit. It’s how I wanna go out.
After a lifetime of consuming fruit, this is a definitive ranking of fruits I have eaten, though probably not all fruits in the world. When ranking the fruits, I considered ease of use (mango is so good but labor intensive) and relative affordability (grapes are expensive).
Fruit time:
1. Clementine
2. Red grapes
3. Plum