
On Christmas Eve, Miley Cyrus was kind enough to gift us with her latest single, âMy Sad Christmas Song.â The four and a half minute track is exactly the kind of Christmas tune youâd expect from Miley. In a restrained chorus, she sings, âThis is my sad Christmas song. Iâve had it stuck in my head all day long. I wrote it on the car on my way home. because I knew Iâd walk in the door and Iâd be alone.â
Thereâs some stuff about Santa being cute, hitting her bong, and a note that sheâs definitely on the ânaughtyâ list because âwhen I get drunk Iâm always showing my tits.â At this point, pretty much exactly what youâd expect from Cyrus, the self-appointed enfant terrible of pop music.
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