Lauras Get Lucky With Lots Of Dudes

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A very scientific-sounding survey has determined that ladies with names ending in a have more lifetime sex partners than average, at least in France. Lauras top the list with an average of 9.5, while chaste Thérèses average just 1.1.

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rixatrix
rixatrix is a smug cunt

I say we test this theory by sending a woman named Hulga out into the world to see how much action she gets.