Last Chance to Do Like Denise and Dump Your Trump-Voting Boyfriend
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Last week, Lil Wayne met with Donald Trump for a photo opp to express his enthusiasm for a “president” who supports black people and criminal justice reform. Just kidding, it’s definitely because the rapper makes more than $400,000 a year, and because of that, he’s fucking terrified of minimal tax cuts under a Joe Biden presidency! Anyway, Weezy tweeted that he’s all about “the platinum plan [that] is going to give the community real ownership,” and no, it wasn’t a Halloween costume/prank. Obviously, it’s a bummer to see Lil Wayne care more about the well-being of his wallet than actual humans, or witness him obviously being used by King Bigot, but I digress, because one person noticed: his girlfriend, plus-size model Denise Bidot. She decided to take action, by (reportedly) dumping his ass. Inspiring! And it’s not too late for you to do the same!