Lady Gaga and Taylor Kinney have said to each other, let’s dance—separately— and end this bad romance. Do they want each other’s love? Do they want each other’s revenge? It doesn’t matter if you love him or capital H-I-M, but they... do not want to get married anymore.

TMZ reports that the couple have ended their engagement. Perhaps they were just born this way—to be apart.

It’s not clear who eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh stopped telephonin’ who, but they haven’t been seen together recently. I for one, give them all the applause, applause, applause for doing what’s best for them.

Lady Gaga has been spotted in Cabo where perhaps she’ll meet an Alejandro.

Taylor proposed on Valentine’s Day last year with a (he ate my) heart-shaped ring.