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Ladies Man Rob Ford Knows What You Want: 'Women Love Money'

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It's 12/19, so if you celebrate the annual commercial orgy that is Christmas and you haven't gotten something for the special lady in your life, you're in trouble. Luckily, here is disgraced Toronto mayor Rob Ford riding to your rescue!

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He recommends: "Women love money. Give 'em a couple thousand bucks and they are happy." Yes, it's that simple: Women love money. Love it. Cannot get enough of that money. Racks on racks on racks, preferably.

According to the National Post, that's what he told the fellas at the D.C. radio show The Sports Junkies, where he makes regular appearances. (It's not like he's governing Toronto right now.) He added that this is the approach he usually takes with his own wife:

"At the end of the day, she wants her cash, so I give her a nice cheque and we're all happy," Ford said about his little-seen wife, Renata Ford. "She says 'Honey, I want cash."

Ford said he would give her the money with a "nice basket with flowers with a bit of this and that." He earlier suggested dresses and perfumes as options.

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Yeah, if you take gift-giving advice from Rob Ford, you are a damn fool.

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kiddodenizen
kiddodenizen

This guy! It’s like he woke up one morning, probably sometime in his early teens, and was just like, “I’m going to make all the bad choices! Every one of ‘em! Let’s just see where it gets me!” And it got him a mayor-ship and a wife who inexplicably puts up with his bullshit.

Rob Ford: My daily reminder that the world doesn't work the way I think it does.