YES those were baby bumps. The father is Travis. It was real. It’s on social media. It’s a girl! The baby ate cheeseburgers in utero. The baby is three days old. Here is the video. Bonus: Chicago West debuts at 8:26!
UPDATE: Two hours have passed since the above announcement, so naturally this report is out-of-date. E! News, the journalistic arm of the channel which carries Keeping Up With the Kardashians, is especially on top of it.
Kylie Jenner’s baby rages. [Page Six, Travis Scott on Twitter]
Kylie Jenner’s baby gets front-row Coachella seats. [E! News]
Kylie Jenner’s baby is in cosmetics. [E! News]
Kylie Jenner’s baby eclipses the Super Bowl. [Vanity Fair]
Kylie Jenner’s baby eclipses the Super Bowl. [Teen Vogue]
Kris Jenner reacts. [E! News]
Kylie Jenner is “relieved.” [People]
UPDATE 7 PM EST:
Jezebel will continue updating this story as further details emerge about Kylie Jenner’s baby for the rest of her life.
DISCUSSION
Meanwhile I’m still scared about unplanned pregnancy and I’m 29.