YES those were baby bumps. The father is Travis. It was real. It’s on social media. It’s a girl! The baby ate cheeseburgers in utero. The baby is three days old. Here is the video. Bonus: Chicago West debuts at 8:26!

UPDATE: Two hours have passed since the above announcement, so naturally this report is out-of-date. E! News, the journalistic arm of the channel which carries Keeping Up With the Kardashians, is especially on top of it.

Kylie Jenner’s baby rages. [Page Six, Travis Scott on Twitter]

Kylie Jenner’s baby gets front-row Coachella seats. [E! News]

Kylie Jenner’s baby is in cosmetics. [E! News]

Kylie Jenner’s baby eclipses the Super Bowl. [Vanity Fair]

Kylie Jenner’s baby eclipses the Super Bowl. [Teen Vogue]

Kris Jenner reacts. [E! News]

Kylie Jenner is “relieved.” [People]

UPDATE 7 PM EST:

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