A few days ago, however, there were rumors that K-Stew got snappish with R-Patz’s PDAs at a dinner party in New York: “Don’t kiss me.” [The Celebrity Cafe]
Back in March,
Justin Bieber and
Selena Gomez were already on the outs. “The first time Justin and Selena broke up, it was because Justin shot an episode of
Punk’d with
Miley Cyrus. Selena is repulsed by Miley!”
Repulsed! In semi-related news, if Bieber clambered up onto the shoulders of Cyrus’s boyfriend
Liam Hemsworth they’d totally look like those kids from
The Mighty. [
Radar Online]
The freshly broken-up duo had a “secret meeting” at a hotel in New York. [TVNZ]
After performing at the Bob Woodruff Foundation’s “Stand Up for Heroes” show,
John Mayer did not immediately penetrate women in a restaurant, which I guess makes him, like, Jimmy Carter all of a sudden. “John was at a table with friends at Cafe Luxembourg after the show. and a line of girls kept coming up to him [but] he was clearly not available. It seemed like the opposite of the way he’s been in the past, like he’s really settled down.” Has
Katy Perry reformed him? they ask. I don’t fucking trust it. Never have. [
Page Six]
Anne Hathaway says that her obsession with losing 25 pounds for
Les Mis was intense:
“I had to be obsessive about it—the idea was to look near death. Looking back on the whole experience—and I don’t judge it in any way—-it was definitely a little nuts. It was definitely a break with reality, but I think that’s who Fantine is anyway… I was in such a state of deprivation—physical and emotional. When I got home, I couldn’t react to the chaos of the world without being overwhelmed. It took me weeks till I felt like myself again.”
[Us Weekly]
A very personal comment made by
Lana Del Rey’s boyfriend inspired the opening line of her song “Cola,” which goes “My pussy tastes like Pepsi Cola.” Del Rey laughed in an interview: “I have a Scottish boyfriend, and that’s just what he says!” Pretty sure being Scottish has nothing to do with that, and also, is that a viable biological/hygienic attribute? And
also I’d personally prefer
Doctor Thunder. [
Celebitchy]
- ONE DIRECTION IS GONNA HAVE A MOVIE IN 3DDDDDD. [Twitter]
- Taylor Swift is all for Jersey Shore hurricane relief. [MTV]
- “Why Is Taylor Swift Sad About Owning Hundreds of Dresses?” inquires a plaintive headline. [People]
- Lady Gaga appears as a cartoon in Barney’s trippy holiday windows. [NBC]
- Jon Hamm and Jon Hamm’s penis got drunk. [The Superficial]
- Back in the ’90s, Janeane Garofalo married a friend in Vegas for LOLs, but it turns out they’ve been married ever since and didn’t even know it. [Page Six]
- Ke$ha will be starting a faux fur line because why not? [TV3.ie]
- Heidi Montag’s still a thing. [Us Weekly]
- This picture of Kate Middleton dressed as an adult baby at a college event is really endearing. [Us Weekly]
- Reese Witherspoon’s current and former husband enjoyed an awkward handshake. [Us Weekly]
- JoAnna Garcia’s pregnant. [Us Weekly]