Kristen Stewart Blames Lindsay's Parents For Lindsay's Issues

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"My family are amazing. I had like, the perfect upbringing. It sucks for people like Lindsay, but it's not her fault that she's so off the rails." [Elle UK]


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Erin Gloria Ryan

Lindsay Lohan's parents are so shitty that they should be blamed for far more than ruining their children's lives. For example, I have blamed them for the BP oil rig explosion/uncontainable leak. If only Michael Lohan had studied engineering rather than being an insufferable douchebag, perhaps none of this would have happened.