In today’s Tweet Beat, Kristen Bell needs to find herself a sloth minister, the rest of Twitter celebrates DOMA and Prop 8 getting overturned, and Anthony Bourdain tweets some meat.
.@daxshepard1 will you marry me? Xo #marriageequality #loveislove ”
— Kristen Bell (@IMKristenBell) June 26, 2013
@IMKristenBell Fuck Yes!!!!!!!!!!!
— dax shepard (@daxshepard1) June 26, 2013
Don’t wanna traffic in stereotypes but let’s be real: I’m gonna love a gay wedding.
— Lena Dunham (@lenadunham) June 26, 2013
Nobody listening- we’re busy cheering RT @MMFlint : Scalia now reading his angry dissent, using words like “diseased root.” #dinosaur
— mia farrow (@MiaFarrow) June 26, 2013
Idea: let’s just call it marriage now!
— Samantha Bee (@iamsambee) June 26, 2013
I’m so happy about today’s decision I could kiss a man! http://t.co/rqsWeibdMs
— John Stamos (@JohnStamos) June 26, 2013
All people ARE created equal. (except for the jerks)
— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) June 26, 2013
And so did I, Mike. “@GovMikeHuckabee : My thoughts on the SCOTUS ruling that determined that same sex marriage is okay: “Jesus wept.””
— Dan Savage (@fakedansavage) June 26, 2013
Good Lord. I’m crying like I did when Will Smith had to hug his dog to death in I Am Legend. #SpoilerAlert #RIPSam #LoveIsLove
— Retta (@unfoRETTAble) June 26, 2013
Weird picture of Scalia’s dissent from the bench. pic.twitter.com/4I8iOR0wCN
— Julieanne Smolinski (@BoobsRadley) June 26, 2013
On this glorious day, why am I getting garbage on my timeline about “reducing flab?” Really? I am not about that life today. #haters
— Official Wanda Sykes (@iamwandasykes) June 26, 2013
RT @GayBipolarWicca : @AARONCARTER please notice your gay fans 😉 would love a follow; would make my year 🙂 … http://t.co/JswPdW5DRM
— Aaron Carter (@AARONCARTER) June 26, 2013
#equalityforall pic.twitter.com/LhJwuYb5da
— Pee-wee Herman (@peeweeherman) June 26, 2013
Yaaaaaay! Now the wedding planners can get married!! Congrats LGBT community! XC
— Courtney Love Cobain (@Courtney) June 26, 2013
Whenever I tweet something pro gay marriage or pro choice, I lose followers but it feels like brushing dandruff off my shoulders.
— Kumail Nanjiani (@kumailn) June 26, 2013
Sicily pic.twitter.com/vi2KCdNa2Y
— Anthony Bourdain (@Bourdain) June 26, 2013
.@realstaceydash @paula_deen Stacey, Stacey, Stacey.
— Jackée Harry (@JackeeHarry) June 26, 2013
As hard as it is to believe, sexting pervert Anthony Weiner is leading in some polls for Mayor of NYC.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 26, 2013
After the girls took this picture, they called me and told me that the only person as cool as me is… http://t.co/ZLkfvitato
— Diddy (@iamdiddy) June 26, 2013
Dear diary, I had a dream last night that @cher tweeted me. Please tell me I’m not dreaming. Take me home @cher !
— Kelly Ripa (@KellyRipa) June 26, 2013
I just got a FILTHY text from Joan Didion. It ended with a marriage proposal but it began with a pic of what Iooks like a bisected cricket?
— Julie Klausner (@julieklausner) June 26, 2013
I’m still very angry that Crash beat Brokeback Mountain at the Oscars and nothing will ever change that.
— billy eichner (@billyeichner) June 26, 2013
Okay, but can you recommend any books for adults? pic.twitter.com/HwLmyOP7dK
— Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) June 26, 2013
Elf is such a funny movie. Haven’t seen it in so long. Love will ferrel.
— Jonah Hill (@JonahHill) June 26, 2013
New name for periods = “stigtwata”
— Megan Amram (@meganamram) June 26, 2013
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