We’re more than aware that jerks exist in every corner of the Internet. Yet when they turn to Yelp, they’re so darn entertaining. After the jump, our six favorite kinds of hostile (and occasionally friendly) Yelp reviewer.
The Curmudgeon
On Saltie, Brooklyn:
First of all, the foccacia bread was ridiculously large and tough, which resulted in my having to remove the top slice all together and eat the thing open-face style. I mean, how big are our mouths expected to be?! The top-less sandwich managed to be pretty tasty though, but nothing to totally write home about. It should be mentioned that the tiny little stools are darn near impossible to sit on, so don’t expect to be comfortable while you eat your awkward sandwich.
The cookie was decent in a sort of joyless crumbly kind of way
On Pinz Bowling Center, Sherman Oaks, CA:
If you like snooty teenagers who can’t bowl worth a shit, this is the place to be.
The Stickler
On Blue Hill, Manhattan:
Sweet Corn Ravioli: I think this dish is named incorrectly. The real star of the dish is the pork belly, not the sweet corn ravioli. When the plate came, it was difficult to see the ravioli, as it was hidden underneath the numerous large chunks of pork belly.
On Seascapes fish and reptile store, Mountain View, CA:
Their eel tank needs to be cleaned… I’m sure they carry lots of other cool stuff, but I’m a fan more of turtles than anything else, so I didn’t really pay much attention to anything unrelated to turtles.
The Aspiring Restaurant Critic
On Friend of a Farmer, Manhattan:
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