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Knitting Vandals Launch Purl Attack

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A group of night-stalking, needle-wielding vandals are decorating the trees of Cape May, NJ, with hand-knitted yarn sleeves. The cunning crafters, who call themselves the Salty Knitters, say they intend to persevere in the face of community countermeasures. [CBS]


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I occasionally toy with the idea of learning to knit, but then I remember that I live in a fairly warm climate and have very little use for scarves, mittens, etc. But I could totally get down with this yarn vandalism! Maybe I'll take up knitting after all…