Like most of this planetâs 7.6 billion people, Iâm not friends with Kirsten Dunst. Iâve never met Kirsten Dunst. Iâve never even been in the same room as a version of Kirsten Dunst that wasnât projected onto a screen. But I have been a fan of Kirsten Dunst since 1995 (the year Jumanji was released), I think Dick is one of the great comedies of the last quarter century, and I feel a certain familial pride when she makes headlines for news that could be reasonably interpreted as âgood,â such as todayâs report that she and fiancĂŠ Jesse Plemons are expecting a child together.
The news, first reported by Us Weekly, comes nearly a year after the couple (who met on the set of Fargoâs second season) revealed their engagement, and on the same day John Stamos made his considerably less exciting baby announcement.
I wish I could give you more details, really I do, but Us Weeklyâs anonymous source is apparently a fan of brevity. I can, however, show you this image of Dunst wearing a big pink shirt and touching her stomach in a way that appears to scream, âThereâs somethinâ in here!!!â
