Is this me in the future?

Flossie Dickey is a 110-year-old woman from Cheney, Washington (born February 18, 1906) who was rudely interrupted by Fox News on her goddamn birthday.


The reporter doesn’t seem to take the hint that Flossie isn’t in the mood for a full-on conversation about being old as hell and still alive.

Instead, the Fox reporter continues asking Flossie questions about her “birthday party” and her grandkids (12 of them and 20 great grandkids), while Flossie reacts with impressive levels of silence and coffee-sipping.

When asked, “Are you excited for your party?” Flossie says, “Not one bit.”

When asked if she’d rather be napping, Flossie responds:

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When told she seems like a busy lady, she says:

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Asked for the secret to a long life, though, Flossie says, “I don’t know. I don’t fight it. I live it.”

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