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Killjoy Chef Takes Away Kids' Chocolate Milk

After a campaign by Jamie Oliver, Los Angeles schools have banned chocolate milk, corn dogs, and chicken nuggets. One school board member critiques the move: "I really don't understand why we're letting a TV chef dictate our policy. I think we are demonising milk." In response, Jamie Oliver introduced "Demon Milk," drawn directly from the teats of Beelzebub.


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I found it funny that when he did the demonstration with the UK kids that nuggets are made from the icky parts of the chicken, they were all "Ewww! I'm not gonna eat that!"

Then he tried the same with the American kids and they were all "I'm still gonna eat that. Why? Cause I'm hungry, and it looks good."

He was so crushed, but it was hilarious.