Kendall Jenner, Gigi Hadid and Selena Gomez are still kickin' it in Dubai in the days leading up to the Most Chill and Laid Back No-Pressure New Year's Ever, and Kendall definitely ordered a $3,000 custom niqab and everybody was like, whoa, okay, Kendall.
Here are the gals (and Gigi's boyfriend Cody Simpson, Gigi WOULD take her boyfriend on a girls' trip) in the Sheikh Zayed Grand Mosque in Abu Dhabi:
Kendall, stop trying to make your niqab happen, it's never going to happen.
[ Us Weekly]
Redbook asked Kaley Cuoco-Sweeting if she was a feminist, and Kaley was like, ugh w/e.
Asked if she considers herself a feminist, Redbook's February cover girl replied, "Is it bad if I say no?"
Presumably more than a few people on the Internet will have an answer for her, but let the actress explain.
"It's not really something I think about," Cuoco, who will celebrate one year of marriage to tennis player Ryan Sweeting on New Year's Eve, told the magazine. "Things are different now, and I know a lot of the work that paved the way for women happened before I was around... I was never that feminist girl demanding equality, but maybe that's because I've never really faced inequality.
"I cook for Ryan five nights a week: It makes me feel like a housewife; I love that. I know it sounds old-fashioned, but I like the idea of women taking care of their men."
In an interview with the Mirror, Sam Smith threw a little verbal side-eye at shows like The X Factor, saying it "was a very conscious decision for me not to audition. It is for people, and it isn't for people." Sometimes I like to extract adjectives from my sentences, too, just to add some mystery and flair. From The Hollywood Reporter:
Smith described how he knew X Factor and similar shows were not for him as soon as he started writing music. "I want people judging me on my voice and my songs – that's what's important to me," adding: "I always say to people: 'If you're a singer, go for it.' It's an amazing platform. But if you're not, and you're a songwriter, I think it's actually quite damaging for you to go on there."
- Dustin Diamond, AKA Screech from Saved By The Bell, posted $10,000 bail on charges that he stabbed a man during a bar fight on Christmas. His lawyer helpfully noted outside the hearing that Diamond was "not happy he missed the Packers game" during his weekend in jail. [Page Six]
- Justin Bieber is getting sued, unsurprisingly, for the violent bar fight his goons were involved in last year. [TMZ]
- Kourtney Kardashian is "livid" about Scott Disick's plans to get wasted on NYE. [Radar]
- That Gia Giudice reality show no one asked for is looming on the horizon. [THR]
- Food Network star Giada De Laurentiis is divorcing her husband of 11 years, Todd Thompson. [People]
- Lost River, Ryan Gosling's directorial debut about a "secret underwater town," will skip theaters and go straight to VOD. [Vulture]
- Some drunk guy made the mistake of his life when he crashed into Jennifer Lopez's brand new Rolls-Royce. J-Lo, who only speaks in hashtags, responded via Instagram: "#GRATEFUL #THANKYOUGOD #DontdrinkandDrive!!!! #cursedthatfoolout #theBronxcameout #dontmesswithmycocnuts #mamabear #leahstayedcalm #thatwasweird" [Page Six]
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