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Ke$ha Wants A Man Who Looks Homeless & Doesn't Act Like A Woman

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Ke$ha has five Top Ten hits and a new EP, but it's her thoughts that Complex magazine cares about. Her mind! And her thighs.

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Out of the ten images in a photo gallery posted online, seven highlight the section of leg between the crotch and the knee.

But back to her brain. Who is Ke$ha, deep inside? What does she want? She tells the magazine what turns her on:

Like a big bearded guy with a bag of quarters. I think it's some weird pirate fantasy that was unfulfilled in a past lifetime. I like the rugged, mountain-man beard, personally. I won't discriminate, but my favorite kind of beard is one that could potentially be a homeless beard. Like, you actually have to discover if they're un-groomed for a reason. I like a really unkempt beard… You would also have to have a big dick.

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The young man she was dating recently, however, was a disappointment:

He had a Keith Richards vibe to him, but then he started acting like a woman, and I just can't handle that.

Ke$ha: Hell On Wheels [Complex]

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I don't get the hate. Her music sucks; but then, any music these damn kids listen to nowadays sucks according to my old-man ears.

I don't understand why Jez insists on giving the other dummy-blonde singer a fawning-over every time she wears a live-pigeon corsage or dynamite-stick nose ring but whenever this dummy-blonde singer does anything she gets hag-bashed.