Ke$ha Knows a Pube When She Sees a Pube

In today’s edition of Tweet Beat, Ke$ha gets livid about a lil pube, Amanda Bynes maybe doesn’t want Drake to murder her vagina anymore, and Donald Trump tells us his dad’s sex advice

I found a pubic hair on my bed. and it is NOT mine.

— ke$ha (@keshasuxx) July 2, 2013

Drake Is Ugly

— Amanda Bynes (@AmandaBynes) July 2, 2013

“Get in. Get it done. Get it done right. Get out.” – My father, Fred C. Trump

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 2, 2013

Today in the doctor’s office, a man pushing a wheelchair asked me for a hug saying he was a Facebook friend. It was nice.

— Jane Seymour Fonda (@Janefonda) July 2, 2013

I’ve returned. Still upset, though

— William Shatner (@WilliamShatner) July 2, 2013

Nothing Gold Can Stay Subtweet onion rings

— mae whitman (@maebirdwing) July 2, 2013

Lately we’ve been having long conversations w/ our 12 yo son about how we never listen to him.

— Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) July 2, 2013

STILL got Usher Nice and Slow in my head. Been about a month

— Ellie Goulding (@elliegoulding) July 2, 2013

They going to the mattresses over I AM.

— Snoop Dogg (@SnoopDogg) July 2, 2013

This internet is sluggish!

— boygeorge (@BoyGeorge) July 2, 2013

Before I go. Thanks @LOHANTHONY http://t.co/nxahToHdqN #happybdaylilo #teamlohan

— Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) July 2, 2013

If your boyfriend or husband complains about your PMS this month, remind him that you could have been pregnant instead.

— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) July 2, 2013

I die laughing @ this picture @kingdomlos #idreamofnene pic.twitter.com/VFmvUpQAqd

— NeNe Leakes (@NeNeLeakes) July 2, 2013

I wish all the girls in twitter world with weird colored hair would follow my twitter I need to see them!! Mmmm

— Aaron Carter (@AARONCARTER) July 2, 2013

Pls girls with weird colored hair come out to play

— Aaron Carter (@AARONCARTER) July 2, 2013

What if a guy seemed completely great and normal, and then, right in front of you, he just straight up DRANK A WHOLE GLASS OF MILK?

— Julie Klausner (@julieklausner) July 2, 2013

Me and Allen at the house of Blues in Nola pic.twitter.com/YTGXA8Z6qg

— Cyndi Lauper (@cyndilauper) July 2, 2013

So many people celebrating Gay Pride! Of course I support gay marriage, and that goes double if they’re both dressed as me.

— Joan Rivers (@Joan_Rivers) July 2, 2013

dear Canada sorry I missed your birthday yesterday. hug for u

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) July 2, 2013

The Phuketbucket

— Farrah Abraham (@F1abraham) July 2, 2013

Ok. I love u for this pic! RT @smk: .@ASDem RT http://t.co/wUkGSMiZkr

— Cory Booker (@CoryBooker) July 2, 2013

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