Katy Perry Hearts Egg Chairs, Hates Carnations

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The U.S. section of Katy Perry's world tour begins next month, and her concert rider is a whopping 45 pages. As far as the dressing room goes, Mrs. Russell Brand likes things to be just so! She requires two cream-colored egg chairs — one of which must have a footstool. Lamps must be "French Ornate Style." There must be flowers, naturally, and Ms. Perry is fine with "white and purple hydrangeas, pink & white roses and peonies." Or, if none of those are available: "a selection of seasonal white flowers to include white orchids." But — and this is important — the rider stipulates ABSOLUTELY NO CARNATIONS. That warning is underlined, because it is vital that Katy not ever be near a carnation. She will cut a bitch if she sees carnations. Also, the chauffeur is forbidden from speaking to her or looking at her in the rearview mirror. The usual. [The Smoking Gun]

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Hmm, weird, wonder why Arnold Schwarzenegger's acting projects are all on hold? [People]

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Have you seen that picture of Jake Gyllenhaal posing in his underwear? Well, it's a fake. And Jake is pissed. His legal team has been sending letters to websites, asking for it to be removed, which, of course, just makes us want to gaze upon it again. [Contact Music, Queerty]

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You guys, poor January Jones has Stockholm Syndrome. She loves the paparazzi now. "They're always taking pictures while I'm walking my dog and shopping, which I can't imagine is very interesting," she says. "The weird thing is, it kind of makes me feel safe. I live alone and I feel like they're always there, always watching. If someone were to come in and rob me, there are photographers. It's like the best security system ever." Nope, not creepy at all. [Showbiz Spy]

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On Carnations: Okay. I'm not saying they're my favorite flower, but I know people (and apparently, Katy Perry is one of them) who foam at the mouth about how much they hate them and I just don't get it. How much can you really hate a flower? It's a fucking flower. I would sort of love someone big to rave about how awesome they are and see those little suckers have a comeback. (Actually, Google image "carnation"—they can be quite pretty!)

On Kourtney Kardashian: "I'm the new standard that says even after having a baby, you are required to look better and sexier than ever, regardless of genetics or whether or not you have time to exercise or the money to afford a personal trainer!" FIXED IT!