Late Thursday night—more than 24 hours after Amber Rose coined the hashtag #FingersInTheBootyAssBitch—Kanye West grabbed his phone, opened the Twitter app, and sent out a pair of tweets in which he vehemently denied any and all disinterest in having his ass played with during sex.
He wrote:
Exes can be mad but just know I never let them play with my ass… I don’t do that… I stay away from that area all together [...]I’m not into that kind of shit… I like pictures and videos Me and my wife got the kind of love that can turn exes into best friends
As a reminder, Rose’s initial tweet said, “Awww @kanyewest are u mad I’m not around to play in ur asshole anymore? #FingersInTheBootyAssBitch” Some called it vaguely homophobic by suggesting men should be ashamed for wanting to have their assholes pleasured during sex, but I read it as a sex-positive woman down for any and all consensual acts calling out her shitty ex for ashamed of his own desires. She knew Kanye would be embarrassed because of his fragile ego, and—ding ding ding—he was.
It’s OK to admit you love having your prostate stimulated, Kanye. As Abbi and Ilana said, “Anal is on the menu.” So share your truth with the world, and add a track to Waves about it.
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Blac Chyna was seen walking around LA in what appear to be Rob Kardashian’s gym clothes. This is a master class in trolling, and I am beyond impressed by her talents.
Blac is the best thing that’s ever happened to the Kardashians.
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