That lemur is a freak for pumpkies.
Yes, the pumpkin is shoved full of nanners, in an effort to make an uncaring beast engage with our pagan holiday for a seasonal photo op. But we shove pumpkins full of candy to get little kids to carry them around; same thing. Getty Images very kindly suggested a photo gallery of animals gnawing on gourds called “Everybody Loves Pumpkins.” We do! And though Jezebel does not have a license to use all of them, we do have a license to get chill and look at some of the animal/pumpkin pics, generally. Put down whatever horrible thing you’re doing and start lookin’.
This meerkat is like, “I need to be alone with pumpkin. Turn around.”
Lion says, “I’m king, but I get brought low by pumpkins.”
This squirrel is having a freaky pumpkin threesome, and feeling a little overwhelmed; the fantasy and the reality are not the same!
Here’s a big trunky boi with his big pumpko.
This is not a real pumpkin, but it is real spooky:
Here’s a cold bear surprising its pumpkin:
Monkeys playing doctor with their pumpkin:
Okay, maybe it’s time to stop because I’m having trouble telling the difference between this owl and its pumpkin dad:
FUCK IT, ONE MORE!
Get your creepy little hands all up inside that pumpkin, weird garbage bandit, you’ve earned it. It’s the season of the pumpkin and we’re gonna roll in it till the last leaf falls.