Kris Jenner is concerned that her six small—but exorbitantly wealthy grandchildren—will encounter Internet bullying. This is fair, since her children exist as much in cyberspace as in the flesh.

But before launching the family’s reality series, Keeping Up With the Kardashians, she apparently warned against so much online exposure.

“We decided as a family that if we’re going to do this, we would just show everything. And one of the best decisions I made not only as a producer of the show but as one of the stars of the show was to say, ‘We’re not going to remove anything’; With that philosophy, I told the kids, ‘Don’t get on the internet.’”

Mmm. Did you though, Kris?

In any case, the momager has experienced bullying herself and hopes to shield grandchildren Mason, Penelope, and Reign Disick, North and Saint West, and Dream Kardashian from such potentially scarring experiences.

“It’s my grandchildren who I worry about because I have six of them; the oldest just turned seven, and my youngest is six months old, and they don’t have a choice,” Jenner explains. “And I worry, I do, because it is such a bullying environment.”

And yet, there are people who have a choice in this scenario. I wonder who they could be.

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