Julia Roberts Joins Instagram, Follows No One

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Actress Julia Roberts has finally joined Instagram, a medium perfected by peers like Reese Witherspoon and Jennifer Garner, and shared an inaugural photo teasing all the smile-heavy content to come.

In JR-1 (I just made up this naming convention but imagine it will prove useful in the future), Ms. Roberts is sitting on the ground while dressed in short denim shorts (some outlets are calling these “Daisy Dukes”) and a black sweater that reads “LOVE.” Her smile is large but unconvincing, and her hair looks, well, perfect. The caption reads, simply, “Hello☀️.” Her bio, which currently contains no links, identifies herself as a “human.”

She has 333,000 followers, but follows no one (perfect Julia Roberts behavior), her profile photo is judgmental and unnerving, and I’m looking forward to her content.


No, former Bachelor contestant Nick Viall and former [*takes sip of coffee and mumbles something*] Rumer Willis are not boyfriend/girlfriend, they are merely best friend/best friend.

After Willis shared a photo of the two of them in repose, Viall had to clear up all the rumors while chatting with People:

“Rumer is one of my very best and closest friends. She decided to post a picture of us. And I was like, ‘Just so you know, people pay attention to who I’m dating or not’ and she was like, ‘[I] don’t care.’ So, she was kind of fun with it. We are very close, very platonic friends. We bounce our love lives off each other at times, but no romantic situation going on there. But I love her to death — she’s a great friend. I’m glad she’s a part of my life.”

I love my “very platonic” friends.

[Just Jared]

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  • Paris Jackson was by Joe’s side when he died yesterday. “Being able to hold your hand, lay with you and cuddle you, give you kisses all over your cheeks and forehead, meant more to me than you’ll ever know.” [E! Online]
  • Well then, Janet Varney, that settles it! Thanks for your input! [ONTD]
  • Gingham swimsuits are IN. [Hollywood Life]
  • I! Hate! This! [TMZ]
  • I love that this story is on Fox News. [Fox News]
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