Truly, this is what it means to be young at heart.
The View co-host Joy Behar revealed during Tuesday’s episode of the talk show that she was unable to come into work on Monday after suffering an injury over the weekend: She stabbed her hand while cutting an avocado. Her explanation is as follows:
“Saturday night, on my way to the event at the retreat, I stabbed myself in the hand with a knife. I was trying to desperately eat something, so I was trying to open an avocado. So I stuck the knife into the pit to get it out…and I stabbed myself.”
Other than the stabbing part (fingers crossed), this does indeed sound like a typical Saturday night. Unfortunately, Baher’s wound was so bad that the 75-year-old had to spend the night at the hospital, where she was given an antibacterial drip to protect against infection.
Behar continued with her story, saying, “Apparently there is a syndrome called avocado hand. It’s real! The doctor said, ‘We get this all the time.’ And bagels also.” Haha does this mean I’m at-risk for “bagel hand.” Because that has the ring of accuracy.
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Imagine showing up to a cat cafe, and—surprise!—it’s that guy you’re always trying to avoid (I do mean Ed Sheeran).
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These cats are absolutely going to fuck up wax Ed Sheeran, but sure, fine, jut leave him there, catatonic.
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- A judge says Angelina Jolie needs to take steps to bring Brad Pitt closer to his kids. [People]
- Spoiler: it’s because she has to every time she wears a new outfit, because… [Us Weekly]
- The flirtation between Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin has picked up again. [ET]
- I like how the Daily Mail is calling this lunch shared between couple Dakota Johnson and Chris Martin “incredibly romantic”—like, she wore a green sweatshirt and he put his hand on her shoulder. [Daily Mail]
- Chance the Rapper hosted a Chicago talent show for high schoolers and Donald Glover stopped by. [TMZ]