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Jon Stewart Gleeful Over Donald Trump's 'Projectile Vomit of Dickishness'

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Somehow, despite it all, Donald Trump continues to cling to his pretense at a serious presidential campaign. And so The Daily Show continues to cover his antics with outright glee. The latest: His fellow Republicans are shocked and appalled that he’d speak badly of John McCain! Wow, it’s almost like Donald Trump is a ridiculous figure who’s literally never given a single thought to what comes out of his mouth!

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Come for the reference to Trump’s hair as “comedy entrapment” and his designation as “the patron saint of topical comedians who are just running out the clock,” stay for Stewart’s hysterical, delighted giggle at Fuckface von Clownstick’s potential as a Jewish holiday.

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HarvestMoon
HarvestMoon

Those in the GOP condemning Trump celebrated when war hero John Kerry was ‘swift boated” by Bush during the presidential campaign. So, they should shut the fuck up about their fake patriotism.

(I’m looking at you in particular, Jeb!...)

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