Here's the first trailer of Pompeii starring Jon Snow, Bastard Son of Winterfell (a.k.a Kit Harrington) and it looks riiiiiiiiidiculous. One part Gladiator, one part Dante's Peak and ALL parts cheesy-as-hell, Pompeii tells the story of a young gladiator (of course) who always wears half shirts (yep) and falls in love with a nobleman's daughter (inevitably) and then has to fight a volcano (sure). Don't worry though. If history has taught us anything about Pompeii, it's that everything will turn out fine.

Truth: I will watch this and likely enjoy it. #confessionspart2