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Jon Hamm, actor, Mad Man and notably well-endowed human male, paid The Late Late Show with James Corden a visit to promote his new film, Bad Times at the El Royale. Hamm and host Corden played the ever-entertaining “Spill Your Guts,” a game wherein celebrities (and Corden) are asked invasive questions. Should they choose not to answer, they’re force to eat disgusting shit like chili cheese dog shakes, bird saliva and tarantulas. Nearish the end of the skit, Corden asks Hamm how big his famous schlong is and he...refuses to answer, so he eats a dick instead.

Of the disgusting array of food-adjacent stuffs Hamm would have to ingest if he chose not to answer, Corden picks bull penis. Before reading the question aloud he says, “Talking about bull’s...talking about...this is a very apt question. Jon, there’s been a lot of talk, online, about what people refer to as the ‘Hammaconda.’” Hamm interrupts, “I’m just really wondering what the question is going to be.” Corden continues, “Show me with your hands how big the Hammaconda really is.” He laughs and says, “First of all, how dare you.”

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They sing a bit of Nicki Minaj’s “Anaconda,” Corden gestures with his hands and instructs Hamm to “tell him when to stop,” to which the actor replies, “about fifteen minutes ago.” Also, Corden says his mom is in the audience and she only attended because she wanted to know “how big the Hammaconda is.” It’s a rowdy good time and honestly, I’m not sure we need an answer.