Johnny Depp Does Not Smell Bad, Says Johnny Depp

By Madeleine Davies | February 23, 2016 | 1:00am

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Does Johnny Depp smell bad? He says, “I smell really good,” but whether or not you believe him is entirely up to you.

During the 2nd Annual Beauty Awards (a real thing that I did NOT make up), Depp told the audience about repeatedly being told that he looks like a “vagabond,” adding:

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“When I met people they said, ‘You do look like a hobo, but you smell real good.’ And goddamn it, I smell really good.”

Maybe so, but to quote my anonymous coworker, “he looks like he tastes bad.” Hm, also true.

Lea Michele and boyfriend Matthew Paetz have broken up, which explains why she won’t stop fucking Instagramming about SoulCycle. One “insider” explains that Paetz “ended up being an opportunist who took advantage and broke up with her in a very heartless way. Her friends were always concerned with the relationship because of his past. All of those fears were validated.” [Perez Hilton]

You know who does stink? Harry Styles. [Dlisted]
Tina Fey almost shot a lady. [E! Online]
Here’s Jennifer Aniston crying about Friends. [Page Six]
Taylor Swift was maid of honor at her non famous friend’s wedding. [ONTD]
More artists have come out in support of Kesha. [Billboard/Gossip Cop]
Khloé Kardashian says it would be the “best dream” to stay married to Lamar Odom. [People]

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