John Lennon's Rant About Yoko's Laundry

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John Lennon, to laundry: "MRS YOKO ONO LENNON DOES NOT, WILL NOT, HAS NOT DYED HER HAIR. SHE DOES NOT SWEAT (MOST ORIENTALS DO NOT SWEAT LIKE US) What is YOUR EXCUSE FOR TURNING MY BRAND NEW WHITE SHIRT YELLOW?"

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theladyvanishes
theladyvanishes

Oh yeah, I'll tell you something

I think you'll understand

When you do my laundry

please wash my whites by hand