Jilted Woman Warns the World About Her Ex With Tragic/Awesome Flyers

A woman in the Lefferts Gardens area of Brooklyn has been posting long, rant-y flyers about her ex, colorfully warning other women to stay away from him.

First picked up by Reddit, the flyer’s full text is too “simultaneously awesome and cringe-inducing” (as our tipster puts it) to not reproduce in full:

When you see this man RUN!!!

All he does is pimp himself. He will take your money and pussy and run. All he does is lie to woman. He’s a womanizer, liar, a walking disease, selfish, cheap, and all about him. You won’t be able to change him no matter what. He will never change. Once a cheat in dog always a cheater. He sleeps with 3 women at the same time. A cougar ugly bitch in his building, one on church ave, and me. Im been with him almost 10 years, he poison, toxic and disgusting he won’t give you shit only a STD.

He may be cute but trust ladies he’s evil and battling demons.

He doesn’t believe in reality he only believes the evilness that comes out his head. He lives in a fantasy world and will act like your cheating and your not. Its really him fucking cheatin

Thank you, Ladies yours truly hes x-grilfriend!!!!

Oh God, this just throws my angry emails to former boyfriends into sharper relief. At least this woman hasn’t actually named her ex (although how are women supposed to avoid him if they don’t know his name?), and at least she focused mainly on how bad her ex is instead of those “ugly cougar[s]” he’s been cheating on her with. Right? I don’t know, I’m just trying to find a bright side to this display. She didn’t start this website?