Don't forget: Our Oscar coverage begins tonight at 6pm EST. We'll be liveblogging the red carpet and ceremony, and bringing you pics and clips throughout the evening. Because we like you! We really like you!
Wow, Jezebel really X1000 wants us to tune in tonight. Is that famous Jezebel pregnancy inducing bandwidth going to be extra concentrated this evening? Is stage beta of the site's evil plan to knock up the world's feminazi bonerkillers finally coming to fruition?!?! Oh, what fresh hell awaits us?!!?!?