Last night, the Daily Show and Jessica Williams tackled the addition of a woman (TBD) to the $10, which she calls not a giant leap so much as an “awkward trip forward on a jagged sidewalk that you pretended you did on purpose.” You see, the Treasury is redesigning it because it was due for an anti-counterfeiting revamp, not because the Treasury suddenly saw the light.

Besides, as Williams points out, cash is pretty much on its way out at this point. Another instance of letting ladies into the party when there’s nothing but too-small-to-eat potato chip flakes and flat diet Coke and warm vanilla-flavored vodka left at the refreshments table.


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