Jennifer Lopez's 45-Year-Old Butt Stars in Her New 'Booty' Video

Do you have a big booty? If so, you should put it in a small swimsuit, then drench it in water and possibly oil while you shake it around and take much pride in what God (or other avenues) gave you. At least, that's what I've learned from Jennifer Lopez and Iggy Azalea's new video for "Booty" their much-publicized duet.

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This clip hit the web mere days after Vogue tried to understand the history and "recent trend" of the booty, crediting white people for its popularity and mentioning Jennifer Lopez. Elsewhere some New York Times editor — who has a black boss in Dean Baquet, not that he was consulted but come on, guys! — must've said to a writer "We just need to get something up on this booty craze, anything will do."

That said, Lopez, whose booty was born and bred naturally in the Bronx, New York, shakes her thang around like I hope to at 45. 45! Where is this virgin's blood that she, Christie Brinkley, Pharrell Williams, Jada Pinkett-Smith and Sade are drinking? Stop holding out!

DISCUSSION

JLo is GORGEOUS. She gets more beautiful as she ages. I love her. That song is terrible (it was like a super cut of all of the shittiest 'club bangers' from the past 5 years rolled into one. Work:Something about a birthday: something about a booty: something about grabbing a man and brining him to the dance-floor) and the video gave me motion sickness.

I woke up this morning with this stuck in my head. This is the JLo that I love.