Jennifer Lawrence Wants to Date Timothée Chalamet, But Not for 8 Years Or So

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It’s a tale as old as time—or, at least, one as old as Silver Linings Playbook: Jennifer Lawrence starts making headlines for funny things she says about poop, vomit, and/or other celebrities when she’s promoting a new movie. This time, she’s pushing a spy thriller Red Sparrow and lusting after Lady Bird/Call Me By Your Name star Timothée (pronounced “Timothy” not “Teem-oh-tay”) Chalamet.

In an interview with Entertainment Tonight, the actress said:

“Timothee, I’m waiting for him to get a little bit older, you know? [I’m] buttering him up like a pig for slaughter, and then I’m going to swing right in there as soon as he’s, like, 30. He’s old enough to say that, right? He’s over 18? What if I was like, ‘He’s hot!’ and he’s 15?’”


After being told that Chalamet is 22, the 27-year-old responded, “I didn’t realize he was so young. Tell him to wait!... [He’s] so, so talented and hot!”

You might remember Lawrence’s most recent romance was with mother! director, Darren Aronofsky, who—at 49 years old—is a full Jennifer Lawrence older than Timothée.


Remember when a group of people represented by the overlap of a very particular Venn diagram gave a huge shit about gossip that actor January Jones and former Bachelor contestant Nick Viall were dating? Well, that group (of which I am proudly a part) was just given an update about the alleged relationship by Jones herself.


“He’s a friend of mine. He’s super sweet,” she told Entertainment Tonight (wow they’re getting a lot of scoops today). “No, I’m single. But, he’s a friend of mine and tells me lots of inside scoops.”

[Presumed] long story short: she wasn’t really into it but decided to stay in touch because of the spoilers.


[Us Weekly]

I’m sick of this.

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You butter the pig before you slaughter it? Wow there is a lot about livestock farming I don’t know! Seems like it would make the pig slippery, but that’s just me.