Jennifer Garner and Her Daughter Had to Be Rescued During a Kayaking Trip

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Jennifer Garner posted a beautiful photo of two figures kayaking against a lovely sunset in Sweden. Could that be her and her daughter on a “pre-middle school sneak-away”? Probably not, because that kayaking trip resulted in the two getting lost and “paddl[ing] as hard as we could for 100 hours and end up in a shipping lane.” One hundred hours, Jen? Really. Somewhere, Aron Ralston is waving what’s left of his arm in protest.

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Anyway, whether she means “100 hours” or “100 really grueling minutes,” glad that worked out! Also glad there’s another addition to the eternally charming Jennifer Garner Instagram Canon. Everyone lives, and everyone wins.

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petesdragon
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Who was taking the sunset pic of Garner and her kid? Couldn’t they help her? She annoys me so much I’m almost on Ben Affleck’s side. Almost.