Jennifer Garner posted a beautiful photo of two figures kayaking against a lovely sunset in Sweden. Could that be her and her daughter on a “pre-middle school sneak-away”? Probably not, because that kayaking trip resulted in the two getting lost and “paddl[ing] as hard as we could for 100 hours and end up in a shipping lane.” One hundred hours, Jen? Really. Somewhere, Aron Ralston is waving what’s left of his arm in protest.